Trying to stay positive 😘
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
Do you ever just realize that in a few days you’re going to ACTUALLY be considered an adult? And you’re still overwhelmed by anxiety when you realize things are changing? You can’t drive? You are incapable of saving money? You have no plans? No money? Your job path could potentially leave you without anything because it’s COMPLETELY talent based and not at all based on basic skill? You’re screwed?
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
I just want someone in this world to think I’m beautiful. I want someone to look at me and feel their breath rush from their chest and their heartbeat quicken. I want someone to appreciate my green eyes before they see the curves of my hips and my full thighs. I want someone’s hands to ache for my skin. I want someone’s eyes to search my heart before they search my body. But I just want to be beautiful. For one moment, beautiful.
Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.
I love this
And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty
These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.
To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would
u ok sarah
reblogging for that comment
at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better
Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.
|october 31st:||SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!|
|november 1st:||JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO|
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE